. . . and does not enjoy it. Not one bit!
I try to get along with Humans. But being friendly sometimes doesn't work out to my benefit. I'm sure you understand.
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I . do . not . like . riding . in . cars! They are far too small for my expansive frame!
I think I'm clear enough about that.
Oh, well. Blessings and Bear hugs, folks!
You should be driving!!
ReplyDeleteOh, Jackie; that would be even worse. I hate being in traffic even more than I hate being in cars!
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Bear that was funny! sandie
ReplyDeleteGlad you enjoyed it, sandie!
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We need to get you a wide open jeep for those bear excursions.
ReplyDeleteHad a Jeep once upon a time. Rode around topless one summer. That's the way to go!
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Oh yes .. I've driven my VW Cabrio since September 2000 ... only way to go in the summer. My AC doesn't work and I don't care.
DeleteI can see the headlines: "Bend Woman Goes Topless All Summer: No Arrests Made." That fits you so perfectly, Helen.
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Hardest work I do in a day is fold myself in and out of a car. Ladas actually have a good deal of room, once I get into them but others not so much. You and I are big truck people/bears.
ReplyDeleteIndeed we are! Folding oneself into a car is like getting bent out of shape; not a good thing.
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Maybe a limo?
ReplyDeleteLimo is too "showy." Better a Jeep. Or pick-up truck.
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a convertible limo would provide plenty of room and head space! You could cammo it up with tree branches and stuff!
DeleteLimo is still too pretentious, even if converted. Jeep is much better!
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LOL Happy Friday, friend.
ReplyDeleteAnd to you, too, Dana.
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That's just too perfect, Bear. I can totally understand why you don't like to ride around in cars. You sure do look sweet in there, though. :-)
ReplyDeleteOh, my sentiment entirely, DJan. And I don't think I look sweet; don't you see the pained expression on m face?
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A compact car is just not for everybody, Bear.
ReplyDeleteUh oh. Do bears shit in cars?
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We Bears have better manners than that. What do you think we are? Cats?
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You look very uncomfortable. I'm so sorry.
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Thanks, Janie. It was a terribly tight squeeze. And I thought cars were supposed to be comfortable. All a matter of perspective, I suppose.
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A bearmobile with all the gadgets. That is what is needed for bear. You could be comfortable and wouldn't always have to walk. Bears get sore feet, too. (I think)
ReplyDeleteA Bearmobile! Of course! Now why didn't I think of that?
DeleteThanks Manzanita! One smart, Montana woman.
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Bears need space, so a nice big van would maybe be a better fit for a bear. You know the kind..a double long, double wide van with a jacuzzi, King size bed and wide screen tv. Sheesh we might need a travel trailer for all those amenities. lol
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Ah yes! Such an expansive vehicle for an expansive Bear. Thanks for the help, Mary.
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