Thursday, 18 July 2013

IN WHICH BEAR GOES ONE STEP TOO FAR


. . . and does not enjoy it. Not one bit!

 I try to get along with Humans. But being friendly sometimes doesn't work out to my benefit. I'm sure you understand.
Picture for unrecalled magazine ad.

 I . do . not . like . riding . in . cars! They are far too small for my expansive frame!

 I think I'm clear enough about that.

 Oh, well. Blessings and Bear hugs, folks!


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29 comments:

  1. Jackie18 July 2013 at 21:35

    You should be driving!!

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    1. Rob-bear18 July 2013 at 21:52

      Oh, Jackie; that would be even worse. I hate being in traffic even more than I hate being in cars!

      Blessings and Bear hugs.

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    2. Jackie18 July 2013 at 22:16

      :))

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    3. Rob-bear19 July 2013 at 06:09

      √

      B&Bh

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  2. Chatty Crone18 July 2013 at 22:25

    Bear that was funny! sandie

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    1. Rob-bear19 July 2013 at 06:11

      Glad you enjoyed it, sandie!

      Blessings and Bear hugs!

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  3. Helen18 July 2013 at 23:27

    We need to get you a wide open jeep for those bear excursions.

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    1. Rob-bear19 July 2013 at 06:16

      Had a Jeep once upon a time. Rode around topless one summer. That's the way to go!

      Blessings an Bear hugs!

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    2. Helen19 July 2013 at 08:44

      Oh yes .. I've driven my VW Cabrio since September 2000 ... only way to go in the summer. My AC doesn't work and I don't care.

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    3. Rob-bear19 July 2013 at 14:38

      I can see the headlines: "Bend Woman Goes Topless All Summer: No Arrests Made." That fits you so perfectly, Helen.

      Blessings and Bear hugs!

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  4. The Blog Fodder18 July 2013 at 23:41

    Hardest work I do in a day is fold myself in and out of a car. Ladas actually have a good deal of room, once I get into them but others not so much. You and I are big truck people/bears.

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    1. Rob-bear19 July 2013 at 06:14

      Indeed we are! Folding oneself into a car is like getting bent out of shape; not a good thing.

      Blessings and Bear hugs!

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  5. Unknown18 July 2013 at 23:59

    Maybe a limo?

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  6. Rob-bear19 July 2013 at 06:13

    Limo is too "showy." Better a Jeep. Or pick-up truck.

    Blessings and Bear hugs!

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    1. Unknown19 July 2013 at 06:29

      a convertible limo would provide plenty of room and head space! You could cammo it up with tree branches and stuff!

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    2. Rob-bear19 July 2013 at 06:55

      Limo is still too pretentious, even if converted. Jeep is much better!

      Blessings and Bear hugs!

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  7. Dana19 July 2013 at 07:24

    LOL Happy Friday, friend.

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    1. Rob-bear19 July 2013 at 14:35

      And to you, too, Dana.

      Blessings and Bear hugs!

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  8. DJan19 July 2013 at 07:33

    That's just too perfect, Bear. I can totally understand why you don't like to ride around in cars. You sure do look sweet in there, though. :-)

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    1. Rob-bear19 July 2013 at 14:41

      Oh, my sentiment entirely, DJan. And I don't think I look sweet; don't you see the pained expression on m face?

      Blessings and Bear hugs!

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  9. Starting Over, Accepting Changes - Maybe19 July 2013 at 07:34

    A compact car is just not for everybody, Bear.

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  10. ReformingGeek19 July 2013 at 13:04

    Uh oh. Do bears shit in cars?

    :)

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    1. Rob-bear19 July 2013 at 14:39

      We Bears have better manners than that. What do you think we are? Cats?

      Blessings and Bear hugs!

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  11. Janie Junebug19 July 2013 at 14:10

    You look very uncomfortable. I'm so sorry.

    Love,
    Janie

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    1. Rob-bear19 July 2013 at 14:34

      Thanks, Janie. It was a terribly tight squeeze. And I thought cars were supposed to be comfortable. All a matter of perspective, I suppose.

      Blessings and Bear hugs!

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  12. Manzanita19 July 2013 at 18:15

    A bearmobile with all the gadgets. That is what is needed for bear. You could be comfortable and wouldn't always have to walk. Bears get sore feet, too. (I think)

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    1. Rob-bear19 July 2013 at 22:06

      A Bearmobile! Of course! Now why didn't I think of that?

      Thanks Manzanita! One smart, Montana woman.

      Blessings and Bear hugs.

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  13. Mary Kirkland20 July 2013 at 08:00

    Bears need space, so a nice big van would maybe be a better fit for a bear. You know the kind..a double long, double wide van with a jacuzzi, King size bed and wide screen tv. Sheesh we might need a travel trailer for all those amenities. lol

    Dark Thoughts Blog

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    1. Rob-bear2 August 2013 at 00:53

      Ah yes! Such an expansive vehicle for an expansive Bear. Thanks for the help, Mary.

      Blessings and Bear hugs.

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